Ohhh...I'll take that one..and that one...and that one....

Cat shopping made easy! Is this a picture from some sort of kitty catalog?? I see a couple of "Herbie-ish" cats on there!!! Send them over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend, Linda, sent this picture to Mommy...obviously to torture me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer still has a virus...Mommy is going to take it to the doctor, so it looks like there's no new laptop for me. Apparently the money that could have been used for a laptop is going to the IRS, whoever that is. Mommy says it's something about being a DINK (Double Income No Kids) and that's why she has to send them money. Doesn't seem right to me...there's alot of kids here...we all just have fur! Doesn't that count??? Anyway...I'll be without a computer for 3-4 days so there won't be any entries until we get it back.

Kinzi

HELP!! We need Tamiflu over here!!!

Mommy's computer has a virus...I sprayed it with tons of Lysol but it didn't work. I should have read the small print on the can to see that it doesn't work on computer cooties. Maybe if I squirt some hand sanitizer into it...? So...no idea what's going on here...it's a miracle Internet even worked tonight so I quickly got on...but there may be a shiny new laptop in my future! Maybe Mommy will buy me one in a pretty color...green to go with my eyes!

Thanks to Lori, who came over and helped save some of the files...and who gave me lots of lovin'!

Kinzi

Oh no she didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What? She DID???? Someone stole my man? Right out from under my nose??? Wait...so let me get this straight...Sara...the girl who only loves brown tabby cats, now has MY LOKI living in her bedroom??? How did this happen? Mommy has gone to the pound HOW MANY times to look at him and then somehow Loki gets pulled by another foster home?

Apparently those folks at the shelter are NOT LISTENING TO ME when I drop my subtle hints that they need to be sending certain cats home with Mommy. And as for Mommy....well...I'll deal with her later. I know it's bad if I bite her, but these Cadbury eggs are very hard and I'm guessing if I try real hard I could whip one at her head hard enough to knock her out. That will teach her to dilly-dally too long when I'm waiting for a new man.

Kinzi

Quick!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hurry...HELP ME! Mommy left me in charge of protecting her stash from the beagles and I don't know how long I can hold them off. She said that after my awesome display of strength last week when I clobbered George, that she knows I could stop the beagles from eating her beloved eggs. I don't know why she thinks I won't eat them...I mean it doesn't say "no cats" on the label anywhere and they smell pretty darn good! If I only had pockets I could stick one away and I bet she wouldn't even notice.

Again, folks...and intervention might be needed...and who's the brainiac at Walgreen's that put these things on sale for 39 cents!!!!!!!!!! How's an addict supposed to quit with prices that low?

Kinzi

Happy St. Patty's day!!!

I don't know why it's always gotta be St. Patrick's day....it's always about the boys. Hmph! I think it should be St. Patty's Day cuz Mommy has a friend named Patty and she deserves a day!

Kinzi

We need an intervention over here...

My mommy has an addiction problem and I need help to get her to kick her habit! She is totally addicted to Cadbury Cream Eggs!!!! She claims it's OK to eat them constantly because you can only buy them for such a short time...but I'm not so sure I believe her. Mommy claims to be a vegetarian who doesn't eat eggs...but yet she eats this kind. Then, if that isn't odd enough...these eggs are laid by a white bunny who clucks??? I'm so confused!!!!!!!

http://vodpod.com/watch/2416801-cadbury-bunny-ad

Kinzi

Hurray...it's the weekend again...

Tomorrow is the big comedy show fundraiser. How many of you are going??? Mommy says while she's at the show I'm in charge of this circus. The dogs run around here like a herd of elephants, Buster is like a monkey swinging from the high wire, Jillian is the sexy lady in a bikini riding on a horse, and George can be the fat lady...only he'll want to be the fat man, but I told him the circus doesn't have a fat man and that if he doesn't play this game by my rules, I'll have to knock him upside the head again like I did a few days ago! Then Mommy said for us to stop fighting...and that we should all just get in the car at the same time cuz the clown car is always the funniest part of the circus.

By the way...I've been trying to shop for men on the internet but I don't see any new faces on the Wyandotte Petfinder page! Come 'on!!! You know that Petfinder is the animal version of e-Harmony...get those men listed!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinzi

Doesn't he look funny!

Here's a picture of Buster's bald head...taken while he was unknowingly scarfing down pain meds and antibiotics. Regardless of the bald head...he's still pretty sexy for an old man. I think he's got more energy than anyone else here! It's hard to believe he's 15.

Mommy says we have to have an adoption before she's pulling anyone else...so I guess I'll have to try to kick someone out of the house to make room for a newbie. George...pack your stuff and get out!!!

Kinzi

Buster is home!

Buster had his surgery today. He's doing fine. He came home and immediately ran though the house, jumping off the furniture and looking for dinner. He had one tooth pulled, and he has a really funny haircut where his lump was removed. Mommy is going to have to get a picture of that!

He is being a stinker tho, when it comes to taking his meds. He's got antibiotics and pain meds to take and Mommy can't get him to hold still so she can shove it down his throat. He uses his arms to bat her away. She hid his pain meds in some tuna and he gobbled it up...so I'm guessing that's the plan for the 10 days of antibiotics, too. Why are men such babies???

Kinzi

Uh oh...I'm busted...

OK, OK...you caught me! Yes....I was on the sofa sleeping with a dog...I admit it! I have to say, tho...that I don't know what Mommy is talking about. She claims the dog kicks her in the back all night, but he never kicked me at all when we had this nap. Now that Mommy has figured out how to 100% beagle proof my room...I don't have a reason to be mad at them anymore...and ya gotta admit...they do make good pillows.

My pal, Buster, goes for his surgery tomorrow. Everyone keep your paws crossed that he does OK.

Kinzi

You are NOT going to believe what just happened!

So today things got a little messy...and Mommy just threw me in the bathtub a few minutes ago. While I'm in there, I do my usual screaming...just voicing my concerns that the water is too cold and there are no snacks being served...and then, out of nowhere, this giant orange monster appears and starts yelling and whacking me on the head! Now tell me...what would you do if you were having a bath and some strange man shows up and starts smacking you around??? I didn't know what was worse...the cold water on my butt or the giant paws on my face. Mommy was trying to hose me down and shove him off me at the same time...it was total chaos! So then we get back to business...she's scrubbing me up with smelly shampoo...and then it all happens all over again!! I am seriously re-thinking my earlier comments that there are no TV shows for demonic cats because friends...this cat could be the poster child for that show! What kind of peeping Tom pervert cat watches chubby girls have a bath and then slaps them around??? And then...as if that wasn't bad enough...Mommy started laughing about it! Sure...she was pushing him off me...but the whole time she's mumbling something about "...where's my camera when I need it!?" ...and I'm thinking..."thank God she doesn't have it or this photo would be on the blog for sure!"

But don't you worry...cuz the second my feet hit the ground, Mommy didn't even have time to dry me off before I tore off after his fat, orange, behind and let him have it! I don't think he'll be bothering me when I'm in the tub anytime soon. So...when are one of you adopting George so I don't have any more days like this???

And...to make matters worse...Mommy decided to weigh me. I mean how much more trauma can a girl have in one day? I pooped my blankie, had to have a bath, got assaulted in the bath...and then had to get weighed????? Sheesh!

Kinzi

PS...you thought I wasn't going to tell you how much I weighed, didn't you? Well...it's 19.6!!!!!!!!

I had company!!!

Remember my friend, Linda? She's the one that met me at the "love me because..." event in Wyandotte last fall and then wrote me a letter and sent money so Mommy could buy me more food? Well...she came to visit me tonight! Of course she gave lovies to everyone...but I got extra special lovies because I jumped up on the sofa so I could sit next to her and stare at her with my big, googly eyes. Linda was very impressed with how much better I'm doing compared to when she saw me in November. She and Mommy had a very nice chat...some of it wasn't even about me, which I don't understand because I could talk about myself for HOURS....

Linda also bought 2 tickets to the Comedy Club fundraiser that Shelter to Home is having on March 12th at Portofino's in Wyandotte. I want to go...but I was told that you have to be 18 years old to go and I'm alot younger than that. Too bad. Mommy says that I'm so silly that I might steal the show and make the comedian feel bad...so it's best that I'm not going. If anyone needs info on the show, contact info@sheltertohome.com Tickets are $20 and our rescue gets $10 for each ticket we sell. Tickets sold at the door don't count, so if you want to help Shelter to Home, you need to buy your tickets ahead of time from a volunteer. I hope you can go! My friend Linda is going...and I think YOU should go, too!!!

Kinzi

Oh brother....pass the Puffs!

Seems that Georgie-boy has a nice little URI brewing. Mommy got up in the middle of the night to let the dogs out and she heard sneezing coming from the basement. Mommy would love to load him up with Vicks and some NyQuil...but she says there's no dosage info for chunky monkeys on the label so she'll have to stick to the usual medications. The stress of the move must have brought it out because he should have already had it and been over it if he was going to get it...he was at the pound long enough. Now we just have to hope that Buster doesn't get it! He's going for his dental and bump removal on Monday.

I've decided I'm sick of always being on the floor...so I finally did it. I mustered up enough energy to hurl myself up onto the sofa. First I was on the little step stool...but another good lunge and then I was up on the sofa right next to Mommy! It was a big day! Now I know that if I can get on the sofa more I can get more lovies and also get a better view of the TV. Mommy watches all those shows with McDreamy and McSteamy and then last night there was a show on called Mercy and Jillian got up on the TV stand and was sitting right in front of the TV. Apparently she also appreciates the good eye candy on these shows and wanted a better view!

Kinzi

Here he is!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is George. He's been hiding in the basement and snarling at the dogs...but slowly coming around. He's quite the chunky monkey and Mommy loves him! I can't wait for him to venture upstairs so I can hypnotize him with my giant eyes and make him fall in love with me.

Kinzi