Ok Mommy...GO SHOPPING!

Tonight Casey was adopted! I hope, for his sake, that his new family has a bigger kitchen table than we do cuz he barely fit on the one here! His new mommy is a former vet tech so he'll be in good hands if he ever gets sick. Binky is really going to miss him...but now maybe we can get a new man around here!!!!!

Kinzi

Poor Honey!

Honey, my enemy, went to the vet tonight. Unfortunately, she's got a couple new mammary tumors that have popped up and need to be removed. She had 3 big tumors when Mommy pulled her from the pound, but now that her mammary tissue is shrinking because of her spay, 4 tiny ones are now showing under the skin. She's going to have to have surgery and get her belly all cut up again. She'll come home looking like Frankenbeagle.

Even tho she's a pesky beagle and she breaks into my room alot, I don't want her to be sick! We may have to set up a lemonade stand in the front yard as a fundraiser for Honey's surgery. Who's thirsty????

Kinzi

Sigh...

Is this really necessary? The whole world knows I'm on a diet...but do we need photographic evidence?

As if this wasn't bad enough...I also got my backside shaved, a bath, and a big poke in the but with a needle!!!!!!!!! Apparently the Dr. thinks maybe I have food allergies and that might be why my personal hygiene isn't the greatest. It looks like there's a new food in my future. I saw the bag...it doesn't say anything about fresh fish or turkey or anything I know I like! Plus...it's dry kibble!!!!!!!!!!! I've never had dry food since I got to this house...I've worked hard on my diet and now my reward is icky kibble?

Mommy says it won't do me any good to run away from home because anyone who loves me would take care of me and also make me eat the icky kibble. Is that true??? How did Garfield get lucky enough to have an owner who gives him lasagna???

Kinzi

Boy..he is handsome!

This is Starsky...currently at the Wyandotte Animal Shelter waiting for a home. He's declawed, a little older...and a chunky monkey just like me! He'd fit in great around here. OK someone needs to get adopted out of here so we have room! Jillian is sitting here helping me shop for men and she agrees that Binky and Casey are no fun...so she's voting for a new man, too!

I heard Mommy say something about me having a bath today...so I need to go hide under the dresser in my room until the coast is clear.

Kinzi

Art fair schmart fair!

Hmph! Pottery Creations is closed because they have a booth set up at the Ann Arbor art fair this weekend...so nobody around here is getting any new fancy bowl anytime soon. DRAT!

By the way...I hope everyone is OK after that ridiculous storm that blew through here. Mommy & Daddy were out and I saw a couple of the dogs piddle on the floor cuz they were so scared. Once again I have to say...I don't think a cat would ever do that! Bad doggies!!!

There's a Petco adoption event tomorrow. Mommy's gonna take some of the cats and try to find them a new home. I hope she does...cuz we need some new faces around here! Casey and Binky spend all day chasing each other around and they don't even notice me! Men!

Kinzi

Security Breach!

Kinzi here. Apparently I need to change the password to log into my blog. As if the beagles invading my room and stealing my food and toys isn't bad enough...now my own personal website has been broken into. When will it end????

As for being called Sushi Breath...well...the way I look at it, Sushi is very expensive which means if Mommy is feeding it to me, I'm very special and she feels I'm worth it. Honey, on the other hand, has nothing to brag about but Kibble Breath.

As for a new bowl, just about everyone here has a bowl of their own that Mommy made so I suppose Honey can have one. But...it has been a very long time since I got a new one! I overheard Mommy & Daddy talking the other day and it sounds like it will soon be time to dig out the old football themed plate I had to eat off of on weekends last year. I suspect that means it's also about time for Mommy to start swearing at the TV when things don't go so well. Daddy is here now, too...does that mean twice the screaming? Maybe I better hope to get adopted before it gets too crazy around here! I know Mommy is still heartbroken about the fact that Kurt Warner won't be playing this year. I know just how she feels...I still miss my Herbie.

Kinzi

ROTFLMAO???? Me too!

I guess several of you thought me calling Kinzi Sushi Breath was pretty funny! I thought about it...and got to giggling myself...then I went a little overboard and Mommy snagged this picture of me! It's a little embarrassing...but hey...at least you can tell I don't have any cavities!

Honey

PS...Kinzi isn't laughing!